Say: “I’ve had a death in the family and you will need some time off. ” Answer any questions your boss may have and keep it short. Stay consistent with the story you made up. Try to sound sad, and if you want, sniff and cough often to make it sound as though you’ve been crying.
Tell your boss about the situation, and ask for time off. Maintain eye contact with your boss, and think about how they may perceive your body language. [2] X Research source Steady eye contact and relaxed, but slouched posture will help your boss think that you’re both telling the truth and genuinely sad. Make yourself cry if you think it is appropriate. Think of a truly sad thought or stare at a bright light until your eyes begin to water before you meet with your supervisor. [3] X Research source
Find an obituary in a local paper that matches the story you told. You’ll be moving even further in a morally wrong direction, but if an obituary seems close enough, you can turn that in to your boss as is. It’s also possible to photoshop an obituary by taking the existing text and adding the right name in the same font. For a really gutsy move, fake a death certificate. Death certificates are available online, and need only to have their information changed in Photoshop or Paint. Be aware that this could lead to serious repercussions if you’re caught, and could be illegal depending on where you live! [5] X Research source
